that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
^that
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you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
(via tsorin)
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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‘Game of Thrones’ Mexican cover from Random House, by Marc Simonetti. GRRM has elected this throne as the best drawn by any artist before, as stated on westeros.org.
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